Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?