Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
They are his pride and joy!
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
How do you make a bear really angry?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?