Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
They are his pride and joy!
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
I broke my finger!
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do T-Rexes shop?