Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
They are his pride and joy!
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How long do chickens work?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?