What do you call it when two male cows argue?
A bull fight.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why do some people love eating snails?