How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call an insincere horse?
When do astronauts eat?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?