How do cats make a birthday cake?
From scratch!
What country has the most fish?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do books sleep?
What's a tornado's favorite game?