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From scratch!
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Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
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Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What horn never makes a sound?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
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How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?