Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?