Where do clowns go on vacation?
It-aly.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Where do chips wear socks?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the tomato turn red?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
How do bears keep cool?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?