Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How was the wedding?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?