Where do rabbits go out to dance?
A hip-hop club.
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.