Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?