Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do you arrest a pig?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are trees always so positive?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?