Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
Where would you find an elephant?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How is life like toilet paper?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?