What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?