What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?