What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What makes music in your hair?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What nationality is Santa Claus?