What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of store would a dog own?
How did the tree get lost?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?