What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What building always gets stains on it?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How does a cow do math?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
When do cows get tired?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?