What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?