What do you do for an injured lemon?
Lemon-first-aid.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do you get to Tooth Island?