What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
When do mice play every day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?