What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which animal will never go bald?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
How does dinner smell?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call a cow with two legs?