What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Quit stalking me.
How was the wedding?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What time of day was Adam created?
How do you grill cheese?
How do you make a bandstand?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?