My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call the dog magician?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?