My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?