My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
But I will wait until tomorrow to start.
What is the emptiest holiday?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?