Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Margaritaville®!
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call two birds in love?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?