What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What color are all the books in the library?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do termites go camping?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?