What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?