What utensil does water use to eat?
A river fork.
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What game do mice love to play?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How do you measure a millennial?
