What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?