What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why are stones so good at music?
Where do polar bears vote?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do dogs run in circles?