What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do they produce Christian films?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why was the cat so small?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you call a crate of ducks?