What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?