How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why are winter days great?
Which dogs love to study science?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?