How do fall and winter say hello?
Season's greetings!
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do cats wear to work?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?