Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
The jungle gym!
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Do dads always snore?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
The museum curator needed a break.
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Where do cows go on vacation?