Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?