Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Who invented fractions?