Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What day of the week do chickens hide?