Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Because they hate traveling.
Which founding father loves to sing?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do trees keep as a pet?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?