What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
A shredding!
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you know bees have allergies?