What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
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What's black and white and red all over?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What condiment has wings?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How does a witch play loud music?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?