Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who invented fractions?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?