Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
What do golfers drink on the green?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
This candy bar is a real home run.
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?