Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Because she wanted to grow a power plant.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How can you make 7 even?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do nosey peppers do?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?