What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the fish blush?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What condiment has wings?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?