What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How long do chickens work?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why was the bee sad?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?