What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do you get straight A's?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?