Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What games do ants play with elephants?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What country has the most fish?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?