Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Because a B comes after it!
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Which state has the best streets?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?