When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What did summer say to spring?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?