When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?