Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What table can you never sit at?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Do dads always snore?
What animal knows kung fu?