Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker.
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
When do mice play every day?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do colds go on vacation?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is sand's favorite movie?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?