Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is the smallest lion?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?