Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What birds make average students?
What condiment has wings?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?