Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?