Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What condiment has wings?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which singer could always break a five?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?