What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What school subject really rocks?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?