What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do fish do at parades?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?