What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
Which subject has two parts?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?