What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Which cats love to be petted?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?