What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?