What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?