What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Dog-nabbit!
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?