What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Which state is the cleanest?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a cat's favorite song?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?