What country has the most fish?
Finland.
Why was the musician arrested?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How long will dinner be?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?