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Sit in the shade.
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What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
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What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
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What condiment has wings?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
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Where do German dogs sleep?
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Where do termites go camping?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?