What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?