What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
CrossFit®.
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How do billboards talk?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What is the color of the wind?
It's Crowded!
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?