What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We're gonna have a BB!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Which animal will never go bald?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?