Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It's way over your head.
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do books love to go on vacation?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?