Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It's way over your head.
How do bees get to school?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call a Zen egg?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's a dog's favorite city?