Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
Which singer could always break a five?
What's a frog's favorite year?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?