Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?