Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
How do billboards talk?
What kind of bird can write?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why are fish such good architects?