Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Because of all the rapping.
What bird is always sad?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?