What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What washes up on miniature beaches?