What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?