What's a mouse's favorite board game?
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What do you call a vacation at home?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?