What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
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What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the mime upset?
Which tree can't stop crying?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?