Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
Where do tough ducks come from?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's E.T. short for?