Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did March say to the madness?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's good for both poker and theater?