Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do fleas travel?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?