Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Because she knew there were other fish in the sea.
What's the scariest letter?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What makes music in your hair?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How do bees get to school?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?