Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?