When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Where was Noah born?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you give a sick pig?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?