When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why did the duck cross the road?