When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
A dino-saw.
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is money so stubborn?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
How can you farm during the winter?