Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How is cat food sold?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Where does cheese invest its money?