Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Where does water do all its banking?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call a small mom?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?