Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
He ran out of ink.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?