Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What bird is always sad?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What bee is good for your health?