Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
What kind of books do boats write?
What country has the most fish?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Which is the worst season?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Where do stars go to college?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
When do cows get tired?
I broke my finger!