Who granted the fish a wish?
The fairy codmother.
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Where do surfers go to school?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?