Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a short cow?