Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Do dads always snore?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What shape is bad at driving?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How is cat food sold?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?