Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
What animal knows kung fu?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a tired tree?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?