Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did summer catch autumn?