Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
How does a taco bless the table?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
When should you start writing a book?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are winter days great?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do pigs do over the summer?