Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What's a watch's eldest relative?