What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
An autumn-mobile!
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How long will dinner be?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
OK, that's enough fish puns.