What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Which family member is always relieved?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
When should you start writing a book?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do cats love to work?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?