What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What horn never makes a sound?
What game do cows play at parties?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Do dads always snore?