I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Which animal will never go bald?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?