I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?