I used to be addicted to not showering.
Luckily, I've been clean for five years.
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What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why was the bee sad?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which music festival was full of lumber?