What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What horn never makes a sound?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?