What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.