What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Pitcher.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?