What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
How much does freedom weigh?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?