What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Mice cubes.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What sound does a witch's car make?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Which president loved to take baths?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What's a father's favorite flower?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
When is a black dog not a black dog?