How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What is the most adorable season?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?