How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you call a sad latte?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?