How do vampires get around on Halloween?
On blood vessels.
What is a cow's dream job?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do math teachers eat?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?